When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie
my mom tried to “absorb the toxins” in my room by putting red onions in it while I was asleep…
my room now smells like old casserole and my eyes won’t stop watering god bless
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
Embarrassment squick. It is a thing. A CRIPPLING thing.
yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours
"we’re all human!"
yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity
"we all bleed red!"
yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets
"we should all be just nice to each other!"
yeah except you’re not holding up your end of the bargain